My dad just tried to sneak the last of the pumpkin pie. He would have been successful had it not been for the Costco whipped cream making loud hissing noises in the laundry room.
What should I watch right now?
raquellie: jennpadeeuhh: suchfragilecreatures: THERE MIGHT BE A PEE TRICKLE RUNNING DOWN MY LEG RIGHT NOW. THIS IS QUALITY. So many people reblogged this that I decided to watch it. OHMYGOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! i don’t know if his dancing, their reactions, or the fact that he owns that many different outfits is the most entertaining part of this video
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shreykulove: got her braces off FINALLY. I swear to gosh seeing her beautiful shining face was the highlight of my day. Ali, you look absolutely spectacular. I love you <3 THANK YOU SHREYA!!!!! i really do love you, this just made me smile to myself :)